Who Am I?
Someone who reads this Blog but doesn’t know me personally recently asked if I could post a little bit about myself. For those of you who do know me, I am sure you can imagine how quickly any request for personal information would normally meet with a ’No!’
However, in the interests of identifying myself, I invite you to drop by my rarely used Facebook page (although today for almost 30 seconds I made the ‘Wall’ visbile again to my contacts…), and scroll down to the ’All About Me’ form that I completed.
Obviously when it comes to my revealing such sorts of information, there has to be a catch, and in this case there most certainly is. My answers in this ‘All About Me’ form are not bound by honesty and so I challenge you, check out the answers, then return here and identify all that I am lying about. The person who identifies the most amount of lies in my answers, will be recognized as the one here who knows me better than anyone else.
What an potential honour I can imagine this must be.
K.
A correct identification of a lie, combined with an incorrect identification will result in a cancellation of points.
Kelly you’re the most lovably paranoid person I know… and that should really make you question things…
By the way where are you these days? If you’re in Winnipeg you should drop by my Church some time. We actually now have a former catholic… she actually used to be a Catholic School teacher
Comment by David Malcolm — February 28, 2008 @ 9:12 pm
Thanks Dave, but it’s not considered paranoi if the fear is rationally motivated. Also thanks for the invitation.
I am not in the Province, but I would certainly be interested in attending your Adullam sometime when I am geographically closer.
Plus, I have been designing this ex-g program that I believe could be quite effective for your congregation.
Comment by K. — February 29, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
1. Your eyes are not greenish they are blue.
2. Though I struggled with this one, I eventually concluded that you have not been married 4 time but are single.
3. Your favorite food isn’t Chinese, it’s…pizza? With onions?
4. I can’t imagine your favorite celebrity is Avril Lavigne, but I have no idea who it really is.
5.You prefer coffee to tea.
6. You have no Quaker parrot. No pets at all in fact living where you do now.
7. You don’t smoke.
8. You have never gotten a speeding ticket.
9. You have never been arrested.
10. You have never cheated in a relationship.
That was all I could pick out at this early hour of the morning!
K’s answer: 2 points
For 6 correctly identified lies, and 4 mistaken identifications…
Comment by Colleen — March 1, 2008 @ 4:48 am
eyes blue never married mouthy dont smoke never cheated that I know of speeding ticket ???? never arrested parrot no except when you repeat the other old folk coffee to tea favorite celebrity Malkin ,mexican pizza???
K’s answer: 3 points (5 lies correctly identified, 2 mistaken identifications…
I am taking the liberty of interpretting the Malkin, and mexican pizza comments as unfair jokes, which I won’t hold against your score (although wrong, they are not classified here as the two mistaken identifications). As far as the speeding ticket goes, I won’t count that either for or against you since you don’t come down a certain way on this.
Comment by the old folks — March 2, 2008 @ 10:16 am
Ok, so I thought this idea would go over better than it has, but since a few people have answered, and a few more will I suspect, let me say a few things:
“Old Folks,” where did the designation ‘mouthy’ come from? There isn’t a question there that speaks to that issue. DId you just feel that any conversation that has to do with me, eventually lands with such a description?
Also, I am assuming the Malkin comment was a joke, so I won’t count it against you.
I will not say whether you are right or wrong, or how Colleen did either, because I don’t want to give clues to anyone else. However, I will update this by the time I post a new topic to inform each of you how you did.
K.
Comment by K. — March 2, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
In regards to the “mouthy” bit…so funny, I just love how you threw that in there!:)
Maybe subconciously I’m taking this all to seriously because I had a dream last night that Mary-Anne won and her picture was posted on your blog and she got an award and everything!
I have got to get out more…
Comment by Colleen — March 3, 2008 @ 1:21 am
Okay, Ill try (though Im not sure its fair), eye color is blue. Relationship is single (for now) HA. Who could like Dustin Hoffman? I think thats a lie.
Hobbies, I think you have lots…. reading, for one.
Elton John or Paul Anka, please (this is a lie)
Definitely not avril lavigne
Plane over boat.
Movie over theatre (judging by how many you rent)
Never been drunk (least I hope not, Icelanders and alcohol are a bad mix)
No, you don’t smoke.
No parrot.
No cheating on relationship.
I don’t think youve ever failed
And I think you have many proud accomplishments.
Chinese food makes you sick, if I remember rightly…..
Oh also, I don’t think your biggest mistake was writing that memo (I don’t think you did that),
and I don’t think you got numerous speeding tickets? I know of only one.
And I don’t think youve been arrested, even temporarily……..
and I think you like daytime to night.
So theres my try……. Kate
K’s answer: 2 points
A lot of lies identified, but a lot of mistaken identifications too.
Comment by Kate — March 4, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
Well, you definitely like Avril Lavigne, & I presume you haven’t been married 4 times.
K’s answer: 1 point identified for one successful lie identified…
Comment by Andreas Saint-Prix — March 6, 2008 @ 2:17 pm